The Lord of the Taxes
BREKEBEEN - 17 FEBRUARI 2010"The precious will be ours. We wants it.... we needs it... must have the preciousss carbon taxes." Politician: "Ssshht. Quiet! We mustn’t wake the voters." Conscience: "They knows... they knows, they susspects usss!" Politician: "What do you say my precious, my love. Is my conscience losing its nerve?" Conscience: "No. Not. Never! I wants them sceptics to be silenced." Politician: "And we will. You did it once, and can do it again. It’s ourrrsss. OURRSSS!" Conscience: "We must get the precious taxes. We must get them!" Politician: "Patience, patience my love! First we must lead the sceptics to herrrr." Conscience: "We will lead them to... new carbon taxes!" Politician: "Yess… and then?" Conscience: "Up with the taxes. Up with them we go! Until we come tooo.... our Carbon Tax Spending Utopia!" Politician: "And when it has arrived, there is no going back..... the spending system is always hungry. She always needs to feed. She must empty purses. Otherwise... the system, she will eat us." Conscience: "And we don’t taste very nice, don’t we precious?" Politician: "No, not very nice at all. And when we are finally rid of the sceptics, we will take all of it!" Conscience: "For MEEEEEE!" Politician: "For us! Cough… Carbon… Carbon! The precious will be ours. We wants it.... we needs it... must have the preciousss taxes. They stole the E-mails from us. Sneaky little sceptices. The filthy little thievessss. We must put hem all on trial." Conscience: "Trial? No, not the sceptics!" Politician: "Yessss, precioussss. They’ll cheat you... hurt you.... LIE!" Conscience: "No, the sceptic is my friend!" Politician: "You don’t have any friends! Nooobody likes you!" Conscience: "I’m not listening. I’m not listening!" Politician: "You’re a liar…. and a thiefff! CHEEEAAATERRRR!" Conscience: "No! Go away. I hate you! Go away..." Politician: "Go away? Ahahahaha. Where would you be without me! Carbon…. Carbon…. I saved us! It was me. We survived because of meeee!" Conscience: "Not anymore." Politician: "What did you say?" Conscience: "The sceptics will help us now. We don’t… need you." Politician: "What?" Conscience: "Leave now and never come back!" Politician: "No!" Conscience: "Leave now and NEVER come BACK!" Gollum youtube video part one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCs9EnY5R8U&feature=related Gollum youtube video part two http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLvIFRNbqOs |
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